February 2011
116 posts
special k: The Handwriting Challenge →
kimmychau:
Day 1- handwrite your full name. Day 2- handwrite your tumblr url. Day 3- handwrite your tumblr headline. Day 4- handwrite your favorite quote. Day 5- handwrite your bestfriends name. Day 6- handwrite your crushes name. Day 7- handwrite your three favourite songs of all time. Day 8-…
I hate cigarette smoke.
Auntie: Just leave Lynnay here. Make her watch the house.
Mom: I don't know about that. A teenager with a house to herself?
Me: Yeah, mom. I'm gonna throw a crazy party and invite all my friends. And we're gonna drink and SMOKE. Yeah, we're gonna smoke A LOT! *sarcastic*
Does this woman not know me at all?
January 2011
162 posts
Lame ass Avatar (The Last Airbender) pick up lines
1. You must be a firebender, cuz you sure are hot!
2. You’re like an earthbender, you rock my world! (Someone already thought of that one though :( )
3. You must be a waterbender cuz you’re making me wet.
Aha, sorry that last one was hella dirty. xD
PFFTT LOL I JUST THOUGHT OF AN EARTHBENDER PICKUP...
In fact, I just thought of like 50 bajillion bending pickup lines.
How I imagine myself when I first start driving.
kuhhristeen:
timmmypang:
d’aww, the GIF is too cute. And this is so true. haha.
Post a heart in my ask box. For every heart I get...
jeansbeans:
To avoid spamming your dashboards, I’ll put it all into one text post.
Me too. Me too (:
8080:
Something normally ridiculed and looked down upon is acceptable when a good looking person does it.
Lol okay.
Now tell me again that looks don’t matter because I would love a good laugh right now. Everyone’s a hypocrite, but so many people take it to a whole new level nowadays. Those people are what I like to refer to as dumb bitches.
I will be my own valentine because I'm fucking...
lol ohh probably ;P
/jamzumel: The true meaning of "Just a Dream" →
ayyyemanda:
juliejigsaw:melancholy-hill:
Nelly’s sister died of leukemia in 2005. Since then, he hasn’t been writing songs. Then, his sister came in a dream. She told his to write a song to sooth him. Listen to the song. The lyrics have so much more meaning now:
“I was thinking ‘bout…
You lost my respect when you stopped trying.
You wonder why I'm insecure?
trinalam:
analbelle:
Because there are girls out there who look gorgeous without even trying. When they wake up they look like angels. when I wake up, I look like I just got out of a war.
Those photogenic girls who look good in every photo. When someone takes a photo of me, my face looks half retarded.
They don’t even need to dress nicely an they’ll still look good. How they can capture...
Being nice to the people you don't like isn't...
just-acee:
When they turn around, :PPP
Over-thinking ruins you. Ruins the situation,...
wordsofmikee:
ahhh
You know that feeling
hahajacob:
When you start liking someone, and then you get all these butterflies in your stomach, you can’t stop thinking about them, you’re all happy and such.
Yea, that’s a nice feeling.
Dear followers,
sorry I’m not attractive like all of the “tumblr famous” people
I hate liking someone I don't have a chance with.
Making a special something for a special someone....
Hopefully I’ll be (wo)man enough to give it to him. XP
Sometimes I wish I could really live in my...
“So won’t you be my honeybee,
Giving sweet kisses all the time.
Be...”
– “Valentine” by Kina Grannis
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? actually,...
sheenablogs-:
taytaygarcia:
Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.
LMFAO
Never forget a past relationship.
Even if they cheated on you, did you wrong, or just used you for their own pleasure.. Never forget them.. Never forget what they did to you..
Why? Because at one point in your life, you liked/loved them. Its called experience and you will learn from it. As weird as it sounds, they helped made who you are today and changed the way you see things. You will never learn, unless you experience.. So...
Like this and I'll leave you a message.
I could think about you for hours.(:
I am really getting sick of all of the people...
imnotthatgay:
I’m scared for you kids (yes, you are CHILDREN) and the fact that I have seen four in the past two weeks, is scaring the shit out of me.
You aren’t even an adult yet. You haven’t even LIVED. High school, even the beginnings of college, is not life. Don’t give up. Just, don’t.
It gets better, I don’t know how else or how many times to say it.
It gets better.
ryangarcia:
Whenever I have good ideas to post at school, things that are usually on my mind whenever I’m away from my computer, I save them in my notes on my phone. Just so I don’t forget.
Aha! I used to do that too. X)
Adrenaline Rush
I’ve had adrenaline rushes several times in my life, but I never knew exactly what was happening.
I recently searched it up and it’s apparently the same sensation you get when you’re high.
Soooo now I know I won’t ever need to take drugs to feel that way.
I just need you.
“Don’t change yourself for someone. Because the new you can never replace the old...”
– Note To Self (via justinancheta)